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Why Computers Are Better Than Humans

Published on 1/27/2013
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Why Computers Are Better Than Humans

My Grandmother says to me every single day that she wants to throw all the computers into the ocean. But then it would cause a big flood and kill us all. But she believes that computers will be the ruin of us.

I just want to take a minute to share with you why I believe she is wrong. I found these awesome reasons why computers are better than humans. Enjoy!

A computer never forgets your birthday.

A computer can wait forever for you.

A computer doesn't compare you with it's past users.

A computer doesn't get calls from it's past users while you're logged in.

A computer doesn't mind how excited you get.

A computer doesn't tell you how completely teriffic it's past users have been.

A computer is big in all the right places.

A computer won't ask, "Is there another computer ?"

A computer won't even talk about marriage.

A computer won't get angry if you're slow to respond.

A computer won't grade you on how much you send it.

A computer won't look through your checkbook.

A computer won't mind how many other accounts you have, or if you keep getting new ones.

A computer won't say, "Let's just be friends."

A computer won't shave with your razor.

A computer's maintainance personel don't cross-examine you every time you log in.

Computers are easy to turn on.

Computers are ready when you are.

Computers are very responsive.

Computers aren't into finding out how far you'll go to keep your account.

Computers do everything you tell them to.

Computers don't care about age differences.

Computers don't care if you're married.

Computers don't get pregnant.

Computers don't get upset if you use other computers.

Computers don't insist on foreplay.

Computers don't make you meet their parents.

Computers don't mind if you share them with a friend.

Computers don't mind spending hours on the phone with you.

Computers don't play head games unless you ask them to.

Computers never ask you to call them in the morning.

Computers never have headaches, or take rainchecks, or have a curfew, or have that time of the month.

Computers won't mind if you don't like their friends.

If you don't like the feel of one terminal you can easily switch to another in less than a min.

With a computer, you never have to say you're sorry.

You can log into several computers at once.

You can turn off a computer.

You can visit a computer any time you like, and it'll be up and ready for you.

You don't have to tell computers you love them.


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