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A Place For Your Stuff

Published on 1/16/2013
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The whole meaning of life is trying to find a place for your stuff. That's all your house is. Your house is just a place for your stuff. If you didn't have so much stuff you wouldn't need a house. You could just walk around all the time. That's all your house is it's a pile of stuff with a cover on it. You see that when you take off in an airplane and you look down and you see that every bodys got a pile of stuff. Every body's got their own pile of stuff. And when you leave your stuff you've got to lock it up. Wouldn't want somebody to come by and take some of your stuff. They always take the good stuff. They don't bother with that crap your saving. Ain't nobody interested in your 4th grade arithmetic papers. They're lookin for the good stuff. That's all your house is. It's a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. Now, sometimes you've got to move, you've gotta get a bigger house. Why? To much stuff. You've gotta move all your stuff. And maybe put some of your stuff in storage. Imagine that there's a whole industry based on keeping an eye on your stuff. Enough about your stuff let's talk about other people's stuff. Did you ever notice that when you go to somebody else's house you never quite feel 100% at home. You know why? No room for your stuff. Somebody else's stuff is all over the place. And what awful stuff it is. Where did they get this stuff? And if you have to stay overnight at someone else's house unexpectedly and they give you a little room to sleep in that they don't use that often. Someone died in it 11 years ago. And they haven't moved any of his stuff. Or where ever they give you to sleep usually right near the bed there's a dresser and there is never any room for your stuff. Somebody else's s**t is on the dresser. Did you ever notice that their stuff is s**t and your s**t is stuff. "Get That S**t Off Of There" you say. Now sometimes you go on vacation. You've got to bring some of your stuff with you. You can't bring all of your stuff. Just the stuff you really like. The stuff that fits you well that month. Let's say you're going to go to Honolulu. You're gonna go all the way to Honolulu. You gotta take two big bags stuff, plus your carry-on stuff, plus the stuff in your pocket. And you get all the way to Honolulu and you get in your hotel room and you start to put away your stuff. That's the first thing you do in a hotel room, is put away your stuff. "I'll put some stuff in here and put some stuff down there. I'll put some stuff over here. You put some stuff up there. I'll put more stuff here and you put more stuff there. Hey we've got more places than stuff. We're going to have to go buy more stuff." And you put all your stuff away and you know that you are thousands of miles from home you don't quite feel at ease but you know you must be okay because you do have some of your stuff with you. And you relax in Honolulu on that basis. That's when your friend from Maui calls and says hey why don't you come over to Maui for the weekend, spend a couple of nights over here. "Oh Sh**t No". Now what stuff do you bring? You've got to bring even a smaller version of your stuff. Just enough stuff for a weekend on Maui. And now you are really spread out you. You've got s**t all over the world. You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pocket. Supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain. But you get over to your friends house in Maui and they give you a little place to sleep and there's a little window ledge or some kind of a small shelf and there's not much room on it and it's ok cause you don't have much stuff now. And you put what stuff you do have up there. You put your imported french toenail clippers, your odor eaters with the 45 day guarantee, your cinnamon flavored dental floss and your affrin 12 hours decongestant nasal spray. And even though your long way from home you know you must be okay because you have your Affrin 12 hours decongestant nasal spray. And you relax in Maui on that basis. That's when your friend says hey I think we'll go over to the other side of the island and stay at my friends house overnight. "Oh S**t NO". Now what do you bring? Now you just bring the things you know you're going to need. Money, keys, comb, wallet, hanky, pen, cigarettes, contraceptives, Vaseline, whips, chains,whistles,di**o's and a book. from: George Carlin Rest in Peace
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