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Happy FARTERS DAY! Right Under My Nose

Published on 6/17/2018
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Happy FARTERS DAY!
Right Under My Nose

by George Pierce
Image result for fart jokes

Happy Farters DAY!

Fart jokes are considered by some to be rather crude, but today is Farters Day.

Gary, Moe, and Dave are business executives.  They are accompanying their cargo which is going to supply newly opened markets in Tibet.  Gary's cargo is Tacos, Moe's is rice, and Dave's is grenades.  With less than a hundred miles to go, one of the plane's engines fails. The pilot informs the execs that the plane has too much weight and thatthey have to jettison some of the cargo.  Gary,Moe, and Dave agree that they can always get more, so they start throwing the tacos, rice and grenades overboard.  Unfortunately, the plane still crashes but no one is hurt. 

Our three execs and the pilot begin the long walk to the nearest town.  Before long they come across a boy crying and ask what's wrong.  "I was walking when it began raining burritos, they hurt and made me a mess."

A bit further there was a girl crying and they asked her what was wrong.  "I was walking and it began raining rice.  It hurt and shredded my clothes."

Just a bit farther they found another child laughing and asked what was so funny. 

"My Dad farted and the house BLEW UP!"

If anyone is going to make fart jokes funny, it is George Carlin.  You really do not want to miss out on this short video, you will love it.


George Carlin ~ fart jokes.

Right Under My Nose! (appropriate lead in words on Farters Day)

I recall that when I was a new JVZoo affiliate  https://www.jvzoo.com , I used it for affiliate marketing (and still do).  JVZoo is an affiliate marketing center.  I thought is was for all things that related to Internet Marketing.

I eventually discovered that it has many other products that will fit almost any niche.  One of niches is health, fitness, and weight loss...and I was happy to discover that this niche was right under my nose!

jvzoo weight loss products list

If you join JVZOO, watch the video, it will help you navigate easily.  I did not, thus I missed out for a while.

The point of this post is about the REFUND RATE. 

There are 2 schools about refund rates.  The first one is the Fuzzy Math school which strictly looks at profit.  Profit is number one, and says promote the product as long as the math is right.  The math looks at profit after refunds, and if the math will work with paid ads (still be profitable), then promote the product. 

The second one is the Old school approach.  This approach is mine and is based solely on my opinion and experience.  If the refund rate is less that 5%, I am usually satisfied (assuming the rest of the numbers work).  If the refund rate is 5 to 10%, I feel that I need to investigate further, before choosing to be and associate.  If the refund rate is over 10%, this may be a red flag. 

WHY?

In the arena or niche of Internet Marketing, in particular, which is one that I know, some refund rates are high.

If the refund rate is high, it probably means that the product is not worthy of promoting.  In my opinion, even if the math works, avoid high refund rates, you will soil your reputation...of course, if you are not Old School, you may not care about reputation.

UH OH!

I am told that I was wrong about it being Farters Day, it is Father's Day., so... 

Happy Father's Day!

Thanks for reading, my firends.
Much success,
George Pierce

man of your dreams sleeping and snoring and farting on sofa
FYI:  So you can create similar images, the image is from Pixaby.com (free with no strings),
I used Paint to add text and resize and imgur.com (free)  to store the finished image and I shared the image at imgur for exposure...and will use buffer.com (free)  to share this IBO post on several social media sites.

Happy Father's Day!  Father Duaghter


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