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A PR Especially For Waiters and Waitresses!

Published on 6/8/2017
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A PR Especially For Waiters and Waitresses!

where is my order

One of the many hats that I have had the pleasure
of wearing was that of a waiter, actually, a white shirt,
bow tie, black pants and a white jacket with green piping
and no hat.  

Restaurant employees have a certain something special in common.  

Enjoy.

not my station
What did the waiter say to the horse?
I can't take your order. That's not my stable.

Some of the craziest stories are about restaurant customers and employees.

Ever heard of the six second rule?  

If you drop food on the floor and can pick it back
up in under six seconds, it is OK to serve...just a joke.  

Carlos is a struggling restaurant owner in a mall.  Last week,
the poor guy nearly had a heart attack.  One one side of his restaurant,
he saw a large newly erected sign, that said 'Olive Garden' and on the
other side another new sign that said 'Red Lobster'.  

After a few heart sick days, Carlos got an idea.  He now has an
even bigger sign over his restaurant that says 'Main Entrance'.

1 check joke

You don’t know the definition of heartbreak until you see the waiter
coming to your table with food, but then take a sharp turn to a different table.

The is a special place in H**L, just for people who do not tip.   

A waiter asked his two customers, Amy and Beverly,  if they wanted wine.  "Yes." they both replied. 
“Would you like red or white?"
Amy said: “I’ll have red."
Beverly said: “Me too. And make sure my glass is clean."
A few minutes later, the waiter came back with the wine.
He said: “Two red wines. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

funny restaurant sign

FOOD-for thought!??

Maude and Cedric loved having lunch at Cardigan's Cafe.  
They loved the food but especially loved dining at the restaurant's
outdoor tables.  The reason why this is all in the past tense is due
to what happened to Maude about a month ago.  Maude and Cedric
were at an outdoor table and had just placed their order.  

Suddenly a huge black horse fly, started dive bombing Maude.  
After zooming in a few times, the huge fly then landed on her shoulder.  
Maude could not help herself, she freaked and caused most of the
nearby tables to delve into a state of chaos.  

if everyone were a waiter for a month

Chris, the manager, calmly walked over, grabbed the fly in his hand,
walked to the parking lot, and released it.  Unfortunately, Maude and Cecil
left and have not returned.  

A lone customer observed  the chaos as she ate
her sandwich and sipped her tea.  She realized that it was not the horse fly
that created the uproar, rather the inability of some people to be able to handle the
disturbance caused by the horse fly.  

Does this apply to your life or business?  

Thank you for reading, my friends.  I wish you much success and minimal chaos.

three kinds of service joke

This PR is brought to you by Win At Losing Weight.

Speaking of FOOD, how about a diet that lets you

Eat COOKIES all day and lose weight.  It is true.

It's called the Cookie Diet.

I could not possibly give the Cookie Diet a bad review, right?

I sure did, click here to find out why.

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