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The Day Our Sunday School Teacher Fainted!

Published on 6/4/2017
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The Day Our Sunday School Teacher Fainted!

God's 1st name is andy cartoon

I am running out of Sunday-grin- it's about 11 PM, but I want to put together a fun post, no message, no training, just a fun break.  Enjoy.

Marty Neilson, a cab driver, was taking Pastor Martin Nelson to his church when a truck's brakes failed at the stop light.  In a flash, Marty and the pastor were being greeted by St. Peter,  "Welcome, follow me."  

They followed St.Peter and he took them to a spacious mansion with an indoor spa, pool, tennis courts, and more.  "Marty, this is your new home."

Now, St Peter took Pastor Nelson to a tiny run down shack.  "Has there been some kind of a mix up?" asked the pastor.  "Our names are so much alike, perhaps there has been a mistake?  After all, I was a pastor, I preached God's word, and went to church daily."

St. Peter agreed that was true.  "The difference is," he continued, "that when you preached, some people slept.  When Marty drove his cab, everyone prayed!"

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The Day Sister Thomasina Fainted!

Sister Thomasina was teaching her Bible class.  Darlene, who had the same birthday as me and who spent most of he time in class napping, sat right in front of me.  I liked her a lot, so when Sister Thomasina asked Darlene "Who created the heavens and the earth?",  I gently poked Darlene with my pencil.  She did not respond so I quickly poked her a second time, only harder.  "God!" uttered Darlene as my pencil found its mark.  

Sister Thomasina continued teaching and Darlene returned to her slumber.  About ten minutes later, Darlene was asked, "Who is the Son of God?"  I could see that another jab was necessary, Darlene awoke and raised a bit off her chair proclaiming, "Jesus!"  
last 4 digits of SS # to get into heaven joke cartoon
Once again, Darlene slipped back into her sleep as Sister Thomasina resumed.  This time the Sister went on about nuns and vows and once again, Sister Thomasina asked Darlene a question, "To recap, Darlene, can you name one of the vows that Sisters take?"

Darlene was napping again, so a firm jab I made.  "If you stick that in me again, I will break it in half!" exclaimed Darlene rising in her seat.

That was the day that Sister Thomasina fainted.

Break is over-smile.  

Thanks for reading, much success, my friends.

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