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How You Can Actually Speak CAT!!? Internet lingo frustrations?

Published on 5/25/2017
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How You Can Actually Speak CAT!!? 

dog and cat nuzzle

You actually can 'Speak Cat"!  

In order to speak cat, you simply learn what is called 'petting protocol'. If you will extend your finger toward the cat, at their level, while talking in a friendly manner and assuming a non threatening posture, you are preparing to speak cat.   Give the cat a few moments to inspect your finger.  If it rubs against your finger, then petting is OK and actually desired by the cat.  The petting is when you and the cat are actually speaking or communicating.  Petting is a truly  conversation between the you and the cat.   Learn to speak cat well and you will soon have a new best friend!  



Ron's cat, Nicko, suddenly was listless.  Nicko just seemed to mope around, something was making Nicko sad.  Ron figured out how to make his cat happy.  He took Nicko to the CANARY ISLANDS!

A baby mouse and her mother were suddenly attacked by a cat.  The mother shouted BARK.  Instantly, the cat ran away.  "This just proves how important it is to learn a foreign language." says the mother.

Marge and Doris both have teenage sons that like to sleep in.  Doris exclaimed that her husband, Rocky, has come up a simple trick that really works when it comes to getting their son, DB, up and out of bed.
"What does Rocky do?"  inquired Marge.
"He simply puts the cat in DB's bed."
"How does that help to get DB out of bed?"
"The dog is already in DB's bed."

psst you awake funny cat

Blake's math teacher, Mr. Shaw, drew a 3D box on the blackboard.  He said the box was 3 feet by 3 feet.
Then the teacher asked Blake, "If a cat takes up one square foot, how many cats can you put in this empty box?"
Blake answered, "One."
Mr. Shaw replied, "The box is 3x3 or 9 square feet, and a cat is one square foot.  Let me ask you again, how many cats can you put in this empty box?"
Blake answer was still one. Mr Shaw explained the math problem a couple more times, and Blake's answer did not change.  Finally Mr. Shaw asked, "How do you keep coming up with one as your answer, Blake?"
Blake explained, "Once you put one cat in the box, it is no longer empty."

Leopards never hide well because they are always 'spotted'.

cat goes back to sleep after waking joke

Cats sleep in order to conserve energy.  Most cats sleep 12 to 16 hours per day.
People in the US seem to prefer cats over dogs.  There are approximately 88 million cat owners vs. about 76 million dog owners.

Internet lingo frustrations?

This morning I was confronted with  "What is the difference between hits and 206 hits in AWStats?"   I will answer that in a moment.  My point is that you and most of my readers may know what hits are, but may not know what 206 hits are, and may not be familiar with AWStats.

I used to find Internet lingo frustrating and worst of all, intimidating.  I was in no hurry to learn about something that scared me.  

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In my case, SEO was a perfect example of what I call Internet lingo frustration!.  "What the heck is SEO?"  I mumbled to myself.  I looked it up (used my search box) only to discover that it means Search Engine Optimization!  Holy Smokes!....Are these Internet guys from another planet?    

I did learn SEO and more, but my 'fear' and 'ignorance' not only frustrated me, but stood in my way.  I probably took twice as long or longer to get a handle on SEO, than I should have, because I allowed myself to stand in my own way.  

If Internet lingo frustrates and/or intimidates you, I assure you that things will get much better, as long as you persist.  

I finally got fed up and acquired an ebook Internet terms dictionary.  You can learn most Internet terms for free from Alexa at:  blog.Alexa.com/full-glossary-web-analytics-terms-know/    I think you will find it informative and. perhaps, interesting.

I remember that the dictionary helped me to learn about a lot of Internet stuff that I still did not understand.  I can also assure you that you will understand in time.  

My message is to not allow yourself to stand in your own way and that you will learn as long as you stick with it.  

no toilet paper cat joke

The hits vs. 206 hits in AWStats question:

The hits that this question refers to are 'completed' downloads.   206 hits are downloads that were begun, but not completed.  AWStats is a free tool that generates advanced web, streaming, ftp or mail server statistics, graphically.  
UH  OH!!...Am I sounding  like one of those Internet guys from another planet?

AWStats translates your website data into easy to read and understand graphics.


hits vs. 206 hits awstats



awstats traffic

Regular Hits are the number of accessed files that were recorded for your pages. If your index.php file (typically your home page)  includes four other documents, when the index file is accessed, it will generate a total of 5 hits.  FYI, learning to read your AWStats helps you to keep your thumb on the pulse of your site.  Daily numbers can fluctuate, especially, on a new site, but monthly stats help you to see trends.  You may be able to see a problem before it happens or if your efforts are paying off.

CAT SPY:

During the 1960's, the CIA actually turned a cat into a spy.  They implanted a microphone in her ear and a radio transmitter at the base of her skull. Fortunately, she survived the implant surgery. Unfortunately she was hit by a cab during her first assignment.

Thank you for reading, my friends, I wish you much success.

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