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Do You Question Life?
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Do You Question Life?
Ever had one of those funny questions about life?
Why does Hawaiian pizza also contain Canadian Bacon?
Grape Nuts cereal. No grapes - no nuts. Huh?
What's the difference between regular ketchup and fancy ketchup?
Do Dutch people always split the bill?
If you use Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread, do you have to use Heavenly Ham?
They make bullet proof vests, why not bullet proof pants?
Is there any difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
If it only takes one match to start a forrest fire, why on earth does it take me a whole box of matches and a can of lighter fluid to light my grill?
When they ship those styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack them in?
How do you know when pickles or sour cream has gone bad?
Allstate Insurance has a disclaimer that reads: not available in all states. What?
If Donkey Kong's main character is a monkey, why isn't it called Monkey Kong?
How come you never read the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
If you get a club soda stain, how do you remove it?
Has anyone (besides Donald Trump's wife) ever been fooled by a comb over?
Is it really possible to change the direction of a bowling ball by waving your hands?
They say laughter is the best medicine - so who came up with the phrase, "I died laughing"?
Why do doctors leave the room when your getting dressed? After all, they've already seen you naked.
What's wrong with the United States? They only have two choices for President, but fifty for Miss America.
Any reason they nail down the lid of a coffin?
When butterflies get upset or nervous, what do they get in their stomachs?
Where do they put price stickers on non-stick pans?
If it's called lipstick, why is it always coming off?
When they sing, "Take me out to the ball game" they're already there. Why?
Why does every shampoo bottle say, lather, rinse, repeat? I'm sorry, did I miss my head entirely the first time or do you just want to sell more shampoo?
Hope you all had a good day.
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Darleen Lanham
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 | | Great blog Darleen, enjoyed the laugh from reading this blog! Just what I needed! :) :) |
| | |  | | Hi Darleen. That was a goody. So many things just don’t make sense but we’ve come to accept them as being normal. One that has always stood out to me is, people living in very close proximity to each other; ‘APART’ments. |
| | |  | | I know how you feel it's been one of those days here too. Everyone i talked to today seemed to have gotten out on the wrong side of the bed. Nothing like a belly laugh right before bed. |
| | |  | | Thanks guys. Glad I could put a smile on your face. Today was one of those days that I needed a smile or two, just thought I would share. |
| | |  | | Great blog Darlene, never thought of some of those questions. I can relate to the one about can waving hands change the direction of a bowling ball. Maybe I will start yelling at the pins instead. |
| | | | | I like the lipstick one, my answer to it is it does stick to my shirt collar. Every non stick pan I buy has a cardboard cover on it where the price tag is. I have been a jolly rancher, at least most of the time. I hope you are laughing all the way to the bank. |
| | |  | | Lots of smiles from this post! Thanks for that Darleen! |
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