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Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?
Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called bullshit?
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|I always enjoy your blogs and the laughter I get when reading them, they never get old! Keep them coming!|
|Awesome young lady, keep'em coming.|
|Darleen, These are definitely what I'd call "Head Scratchers" and should be liked and tweeted. So it is written, so shall it be done.|
|Too funny. Thanks for brightening my day!|
|Thanks for giving me an early morning laugh.|
|Thanks Darleen for the great laughs! Go IBO!|
|Thanks for the laughs Darleen! Go IBO|
|I always enjoy your blogs Darleen, keep them coming lol! |
|Too Fun Darleen! Thanks for brightening our day! :)|
|Lovely post again Darleen|
|Thanks for making me smile Darleen, shared for you :)|