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Here's Your First Belly Laugh Of 2019

Published on 1/3/2019
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Kevin was always bragging about how unreal and popular he was and one day he said to his
boss, "You know, I reckon I know just about everyone there is to know. Just name someone
and I probably know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff,and said, "OK, Kevin, how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Kevin and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure
enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Hey! Kevin! Great to see you! You and your friend come right
in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Kevin's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he
tells Kevin that he thinks Kevin's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name
anyone else," Kevin says.

"President Trump," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yes," Kevin says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go.

At the White House, Donald spots Kevin on the tour and motions him over, saying, "Kevin,
what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in
and lets have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave
the White House White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Kevin, who again implores
him to name one more, anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Kevin. "My folks are from Poland, and we have known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Kevin and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican
Square when Kevin says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all
these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go up, and he
disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later
Kevin emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Kevin returns, he finds that
his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss' side, Kevin asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the
balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the f@#k's that on the balcony with Kevin?"

 

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Samuel Stokes

stokes.samuel1@gmail.com

http://www.ibourl.com/kfr

(253) 576-3570

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